William Hague offers me £2 million

Look what I found in my junk email this morning. The thought of William Hague handing out £2 million to a selection of random individuals via a Hotmail account appealed to my sense of the absurd. 

All I have to do is reply to the email with all my personal info. Aye, right. 
OFFICE OF THE PRIME MINISTER
TREASURY AND MINISTER FOR THE CIVIL SERVICE,
LONDON,UNITED KINGDOM.

Our ref: BRT/3470/IDR
our ref:..06/02/2013

BRITISH GOVERNMENT (2013) POVERTY ALLEVIATION AND FINANCIAL EMPOWERMENT PROGRAM.

On Behalf of the British Government,i wish to inform you of your selection as one of the Beneficiary for the on going 2013 British Government Poverty Alleviation and Financial Empowerment Program worldwide. All participants/beneficiaries were selected randomly from Worldwide online networks Directories as a beneficiary of £2,000,000.00 (Two Million, Great British Pounds Sterling).

So, this letter is to officially inform you that two(2) option of payment has been opened for you.
1) Issuance of an ATM Card
2) Bank Wire transfer

Please do indicate your PAYMENT OPTION.

As this office will mail you a Visa/ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw your funds in any ATM MACHINE CENTER or Visa card outlet in the world with a maximum of £5000 GBP daily or our contracted paying bank here in London,United Kingdom will make the transfer to you depending on your OPTION OF PAYMENT you have indicated.Further more,You will be required to re-confirm your Bio-Data as stated below to enable; Rt Hon William Hague MP,Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs,begin in processing your awarded funds.

1) Full names:
2) Address:
3) Country:
4) Nationality:
5) Phone #:
6) Age:  
7) Occupation:
8) Zip Code
9) Sex:
    
Forward all your details reply to:
——————————————————-
Rt Hon William Hague MP
Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs
uk.gov_ssfa@hotmail.co.uk
Tel:+44 703-592-5923
Fax:+44-742-356-7161
——————————————————

Regards,
Mrs. Elaine Rooker Smith.
Liaison Officer On Foreign Payment

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About caronlindsay

Scottish Lib Dem pro UK activist, mum, Doctor Who, Strictly, F1 and trashy tv addict and blogger.
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